If we can't win, let's at least try to laugh it off.. reminds me of the song.. smile while your heart is breaking.. :/

"You've heard Al Gore say he invented the internet. Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with "W"?"

"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!"

"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified."

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." (This is the best I think.)

and we misunderestimate him and blah blah blah. Okay, he's quite cute in a stupid way, but Kerry.. :(

GP today was quite alright I believe. As in, I don't know, hope I'll do better than GP mock. :) On a cheerier note, ManU beat Sparta Prague 4-1! Hah. Van the Man ROCKS BALLS!